emmyc:

limekle:

My niece just had her first birthday, and I decided it was about time she had her very own batmobile. It doubles as a convertible!

I saw a few of these floating around the net a couple years ago and knew someday I would have to make one. So I bought a Cozy Coupe from a local consignment shop, and decided to go all out instead of just putting the logo on the side. It was a fun little project!

cool neighbor alert

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

timepolice:

veryscarykrystal:

talkaboutspaceships:

Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.

(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)

Well, I just don’t think this can be beat.

Ashlee, is this you.

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

poco-loki:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

tupacabra:

i just accidentally kicked a squirrel while I was walking just now and now i’m stuck between “i’m an awful person,” “that squirrel should’ve had better natural instinct than not to move,” and “how the heck did that even happen”

twerking-in-my-volvo:

long-weave-dont-believe:

hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.

And if that wifi doesn’t work

Momma will destroy the fucking earth

london-dungeon:

sup0rnatural:

Someone edit Rapunzel’s face into Dean’s.

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”

glamcamchic:

balloonney:

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road

he wants to get to

the other side

the motherfucking chicken is suicidal

oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

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