what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying
There is a story behind these mugs
Why is this not taught universally.
the most awkward thing is shutting your friends car door like do i shut it hard or do i shut it soft????? i dont want them to think im weak if i shut it soft but i dont want them to yell at me if its hard!!!!
Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge