if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
new year’s eve loses some of its punch when you stay up until 3am all year round
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE
SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK ISN’T THIS ALL OVER MY DASH?!
PRESS PLAY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THEY COVERED DAFT PUNK AND IT’S AMAZING!!! HOW THE FUCK…
this is really cool
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tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
HOW TO PUT A SWIMMING CAP ON
*works out for seven years preparing for this moment* *carries the entire bookshop home*
im not crying there’s just two years of waiting for this moment in my eye
her hair absolutely fazes through her arm
but hey at least she looks hot
thats the power of disney magic
it doesn’t though? it goes around? like she pulls it up and around? I don’t think the animators would overlook something that big…
if it’s behind her back and she’s pulling it over her shoulder, it would fall over her shoulder and then be in front. when she started pulling it in front, it started at her back, yes, but then magically appeared over her shoulder already. i can post pictures showing what should happen?
oh no no i see it now. yeah no you’re totally right. wow what.
omfg i knew there was something about this gif.
Cleaning with no music vs. Cleaning with music
Vine by: Vics
okay woWIE YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE PANTENE DID A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW SHIT LABELS AGAINST WOMEN ARE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT WOWIE