Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
Hey guys look
It’s a mii Mario!
BEST FUCKING PUN EVER
I feel compelled to reblog this for obvious reasons.
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
mockingjay was a great book
everyone had a good time
prim had a blast
fun for the whole family
prim had a blast
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.
“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”
Literally the GREATEST THING I have ever seen! Oh my God, the fact that they stayed in character and kept puppeteering the whole time. I’M CRYING!
The fact that this video now has 8,000+ notes makes me so damn happy.
Praise jesus someone posted this— they’re literally the best. It’s even funnier when you know what Ma’s voice ACTUALLY sounds like in the movie and then you hear Frank Oz doing essentially a scratchtape version of it for the actual filming.