dear everyone i’m sorry for being a piece of shit
This made me so uncomfortable.
this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it
Having an obsessive personality really sucks OTL
this is my favorite photo set. always will be.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
if you wanna join my gang punk you gotta be hardcore. *pulls out temporary tattoos* choose a tat, but don’t choose the kitty that one is mine
pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
my new fav gif:
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
I absolutely needed to read that.
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die